New Age Definitions

Father: A banker provider by nature

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kill you with bills

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Life insurance: A contracts that keeps you poor all your life so you could die rich (I like this one)

School: A place where the son play and the papa pays

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man losses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Tears: It's a hydraulic force by which the masculine force is defeated by the feminine water power

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion one a man multiplied by the number present

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he got the biggest slice

Meeting Room: A place where everbody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Politician: One who shake your hand before election and your confidence after

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous life at home

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

Etc: A sign to make other thinks you know more than you actually do

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes